Cock Ponderer

Someone who is constantly thinking about the cock. The person whose ideas either become drafted into cock masterpieces, or they become a cock fiend and sell drugs to get some cock.

Damn, man, that chick was fiending for your D. I'm telling you, bro, she's a serious cock ponderer.

by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008

selfrighteous cock

A person, whom despite their positively ordinary nature, has the idea that they are always right - and never wrong.

John: "This is my favorite book."
Rachel: "It was readable, but the plot was undeveloped. The author also has a terrible writing technique."
John: "Your a selfrighteous cock."

by iknowsomethings March 13, 2014

Social Cock

A horny individual who walks around public places with his cock whipped out and/or whoring with every female that he comes in contact with. He is not, however, penalized for this activity, rather loved and adored by all, especially women.

Jesse: wow Morgan is walking around with his dick whipped out again.
Brandon: omg really? I cant believe everyone's okay with it
Carsten: what a social cock.

by billy bob faggot June 8, 2013

Cock the hammer

1. pulling back on the hammer of a revolver pistol to be in ready position to strike the percussion cap/primer, to ignite the propellant and fire the bullet.

2. pulling back on the skin of the penis shaft near climax for a more effective ejaculation

1. Did you cock the hammer? Be ready to shoot!

2. I’ve got to cock the hammer and loosen my load.

by Newfie blogger January 23, 2022

Cock Inspector

Someone who has a keen and inappropriate interest in other men's penises

J.D is the Cock Inspector. No one can have a shower after a game without him hanging around and checking out our dicks. He's always talking about who's dick is bigger. It's a bit weird really.

by Jonesy! July 11, 2016

Cock throat

When giving head, the throat becomes irritated, and chaffed.

Can you hand me that coke, I've got cock throat.

by Latinlover01 December 30, 2016

Republican Cock

The male genital organ of higher vertebrates of the republican party. Beyond erectile tissue, the cock is comprised of nicotine, Kentucky bourbon, and an aversion to contraceptives and abortion. Still, scientific consensus demonstrates that contraceptives are ineffectual to the voluminous DNA spritzing of which a republican cock is capable. Further, it is considered a rare and invaluable treasure by leftist women seeking reprieve from missionary sex with thin-thighed soy-boys.

Caleb: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
Seth: No, what happened?
Caleb: He brought a feminist girl home who wouldn’t stop talking about how much she hates men. Then, when he told her he was pro-life, she couldn’t resist that REPUBLICAN COCK. Turns out she wanted to be spanked and choked, too. The next morning she even made him breakfast and cleaned his kitchen.
Seth: Wow, Steve is a fucking legend.

by Scrotron August 4, 2022