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The Chat Book

The Sacred Text of Laws and Habits of the Chat Culture
"Now Children," The Priest exonerated, "Open The Chat Book and resume your childish talkativities."
by Zatharos December 6, 2009
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Picture book

A picture book is a useless book of photographs used to remember embarrasing moments that you would not want people to know.
by Chappers_280 September 4, 2019
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look book

A magazine featuring a multitude of photos of celebrities.
Grab a look book and enjoy yourself, girl.
by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018
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The Book of Willis

Rule 1. Don’t be a crackbaby that swears on your dead homies names then reneges afterwards.

Rule 2. Maintain homeostasis- live to survive and thrive.

Rule 3. hygiene. Shower, brush teeth, and use mouth wash and still got crackbaby breath? Have you tried flossing?

Rule 4. hydrate how do you expect to process all the drugs/alcohol out your system?

Rule 5. Eat a modest diet of Wendy’s 4 for 4s with Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers spicy nugs and no ice in your drink.

Rule 6. Listen before you speak.

Rule 7. We outside.

-Darth Willis.
According to the Book of Willis you are a crackbaby.
by A Defective Condom September 1, 2021
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Booty Booked

(v) the act of getting booty called over Facebook. Generally done via Facebook chat around 2 in the morning. Used when the girl or guy either doesn't have the recipients phone number or is such a troll that no one would give him/her their number.

The recipient is usually already PTFO'd (generally from excessive drinking) and just forgot to log out of their facebook.
Dude 1: This girl totally booty booked me last night!

Dude 2: WTF is a booty book?

Dude 1: It's when a girl booty calls you over Facebook.

Dude 2: Did you respond?

Dude 1: Hell no, that girl was a troll
by TheMadMangyMoose August 31, 2011
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banned book

a book that the government has forced a specific school library(s) to remove from its shelves and ban checkout of until further notice.
That book is the 3rd-most banned book in the country.
by anonymous December 14, 2022
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flexing on the book

Yo my man Ronald Is flexing on the book
by Der vvv May 17, 2018
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