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Boner Surfing

When walking through a crowded area and rear ending women with an erection by "accident " for fun.
Ohh boy, did you hear what Ralph said? He said he was so horny he went boner surfing during rush hour in the subway.
by Cheeseymonsta May 17, 2016
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Thought Boner

Jim: "dude, soooo bored. what should we do tonight?"

Kaleigh: "oh bro, i just had a throbbing blue vein thought boner!, We should do (insert rock hard idea here)!"

Jim: "Brap Brrrap! Let's do!"
by Donkey Bear January 8, 2011
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boner puppet

A woman who likes the dick so much that she will do anything for it, leaving her man in complete control, just a puppeteer's hand controls a puppet.
Yo that girl's my boner puppet. She'll do anything I ask just so I fuck her after.
by bonerpuppetpatrol July 12, 2017
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scrotum boner

an erection so hard that it stretches the skin of the scrotum pulling the testicles against the shaft.
When your mom gives your sister a hug and kiss it gives me a scrotum boner.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
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Roner-Boner

The 12th symptom of COVID-19. When a person with COVID-19 coughs so hard they get an erection.
Richard had thought he was recovering well from COVID-19, but unfortunately, yesterday, he had a roner-boner incident.
by D-Chainz November 23, 2020
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Disapproval Boner

A disapproval boner is what old, judgmental people get when they see something sexualized that was produced for the consumption of a younger audience. Clearly a sign of intense self-loathing.

As defined by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 5/1/14, referencing Bill O'Reilly's condemnation of Beyonce's sexualized videos.
"Bill O'Reilly probably ran that sexy Beyonce B-roll in order to bring some much-needed disapproval boners to his aging audience."
by Yes, *that* Essence May 2, 2014
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boner buns

The act of chilling with your boner invetwren your girls buns; pleasurable for both parties; often a precursor to sex
"Hey babe, wanna boner buns my morning wood?" -male "babe I want you to boner buns me before bed" -female
by Yonks6 July 12, 2017
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