blond dreads

Dread locks worn by someone with blond or otherwise light-colored hair. Looks riduculous, like they've got chicken fingers on their head.

Why do people with blond hair get dreads? Do they think it looks cool or something? Goddamn hippie fruit of babylon.

by teh pope October 28, 2004

blogna

a lunch meat. that is very salty

im going to eat a blogna and peanut butter sandwitch.

by rachel December 10, 2003

lebanese blonde

The word "Blonde" has a special meaning in Lebanon. Women there define any other woman in the world. Watch out, they are blonde AND smart and that what makes the lebanese women gain their title: The Lebanese Secret Weapon "I'm Blonde, I'm Smart, I'm Bieutyfull, So I Must Be Lebanese!"

"I'm Blonde, I'm Smart, I'm Bieutyfull, So I Must Be Lebanese!"

A Lebanese Blonde is worth 10000 other women

by Karapanga January 12, 2007

true blonde

a dumb slut with blonde hair who's sometimes really clumbsy.

"At the dance last night, my friend banged on a true blonde in the middle of the dance floor"

by Tina Roche June 12, 2006

blonde joke

Jokes short enough for men to understand

Did you get that blonde joke

by Blonde joke January 16, 2017

Strawberry Blond

Not a ginger. Strawberry Blonds do not consider themselves gingers, and will take that as an insult. Strawberry blonds are not weird and soulless like gingers, and can actually get a tan.

"Look at that ginger over there, I bet she is hella weird."

"Thats not a ginger, thats a strawberry blond, therefore she isn't a freaking weirdo"

by gtfomd January 9, 2019

Devastatingly Handsome Blond

When a man's shade of hair slowly changes from Bozo the Clown RED, to a shade resembling that of a fiery God, full of vigor, reeking of masculinity and power.

Darryl used to be a ginger, but lord almighty, he has changed into quite a Devastatingly Handsome Blond.

by DRK June 22, 2012