Blankee

An African-American of Northern United States descendance.

That blankee had never heard of sweet tea.

by Worrom Sirhc June 22, 2014

pig in a blanket

a sexual action in which a guy's penis is rolled in a pancake, which is then consumed by a second party blowjob-esc style

the girl was high and was fiending for pancakes and to turn me on so she gave me a pig in a blanket

by spazzznasty May 3, 2009

Human fire blanket

When someone shows so much as a flicker of excitement about something, the human fire blanket will smother it with a negative comment about how it probably won't work/ he's never liked such and such, etc.

Son: "Dad, I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I've decided to change career and start a landscape gardening business."

Dad, aka Human fire blanket: "There are already too many people doing that."

by hairygunt March 22, 2010

Wet Nigga Blanket

1 - A blanket made of ur homies gay ass tears
2 - Hurting someone so hard they're going to need a blanket made out of their own tears

1 - That dude's got a wet nigga blanket what a fag
2 - Let's rekt this team so bad they're going to be crying to their moms for their Wet Nigga Blankets

by CIRCLESAREMYLIFE January 13, 2019

the cold blanket treatment

a technique used when a tard tries to make a break for it involving a wet, weighted blanket which has been put in the freezer. the wrangler throws the blanket on to the tard throwing him to the ground and stopping him in his tracks.

“did you hear that earlier today chen got the cold blanket treatment? he didn’t even stand a chance!”

by lord geebz February 28, 2020

blanket janker

of a person who steals all the blanks in bed.

Yo adrian you cant stay the night anymore, yous a blanket janker.

by katiekat10 October 9, 2008

blaked

A mixture of the words baked (refering to being hy) and blanked (when you are so hy your mind just stayes blank)

One friend talkin to another

"Daamn Homie im wayyy blaked"
"Ya man me to.. i cant even think straight"

by brett h. March 31, 2008