Columbian Beneigh (Beignet)

When a guy dips his balls in vinegar, rubs them in cocaine and drags/lays them on someone's head.

Did you see Todd give his girl a Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) last night? If I was her I would be furious. Balls Columbian

by Mongoose-Uh-Loose March 13, 2015

Jenner Bending

1. (verb) When someone actively pursues being someone or something they're not.
2. (verb) The act of being disingenuous.

Enough of the Jenner Bending bruv. Face it, your a white kid from the suburbs. You not allowed to rap.

by TheRealSimonSays April 26, 2016

vape bending

When the sickest vape tricks are performed. Any bending is matter bending. Vape bending is the bending of vape vapor into inumerous shapes and tricks. Under the banner of the all powerful vape nation: \//\.

Jack: Did you learn any new vape bending trick today?
Dan: Nah dude. i was too lazy. Just did some O's and stuff.
Jack: Everything changed when the vape nation atacked...
Dan: You're so funny dude. Can i suck your cock?

by a fat cock nigga February 13, 2018

waist bending

A version of head banging for folks who are getting too old to go nuts. Gives your neck and knees a break while still raging!

When I was younger headband ingredients was cool and I would break my fucking neck to Excision, now I am older I practice waist bending!

by Warpy927 August 3, 2018

The Beijinger

The Beijinger is a newspaper written by Asians for Asians in Beijing. It’s called it’s own people cowards and even has stated they won’t defend their own women. They are correct.

Hey did you see the Beijingers new article last night?

No I don’t speak noodle asshole.

by Southerndickray November 22, 2018

Pole Bending

The way strippers get rich

Friend: “How did you afford to buy all of that?”

Stripper: “I’ve been pole bending on the weekends.”

by Lil-sizzle May 20, 2019

Mud Bending

When someone deficates on another person without being conscious of doing it to someone.

Person 1: How was that music festival?

Person 2: It was mostly rad, until I saw this really messed up chick mud bending on my third best friend Chadley.

person 1: Eww that is so gross!

person 2: Tell that to my third best friend Chadley.

by Bedroom Buddha December 5, 2019