bean cracker

A bean cracker is the result of one parent being a spic (hispanic) and the other being a cracker (white).

Kate is a bean cracker.

by tite ass January 14, 2009

Bean Baby

A bean baby is the outcome of eating a shit-ton of beans and having liquid, molten diarrhea.

"Those delicious beans your mom made last night gave me a total bean baby this morning."

"Really? That sucks."

by Dr.Dogs November 16, 2017

bean beater

When a man is jerking off and his balls slap the pinky finger side of his hand, he is bean beating!

Don’t shake that dudes hand, he’s a bean beater!

by Redjack411 May 28, 2018

bean mashing

To mash a girls bean is to have sex with her.

Bean Mashing

Did you mash her bean last night?
Fuck ya, I was mashing her been all night!

by porkercon December 11, 2010

Bean Dip

The act of poking your index and middle finger in an unsuspecting girl/guy's ass when they are bent over or just totally unaware.

Kiel bent down to pick up his championship belt but was caught by surprise when Travis bean dipped his asshole which made Kiel shreek in utter amazement.

by BossWes December 15, 2010

bean bag

A very obese mexican.

Damn, Carlos, you are such a fucking bean bag.

by mundermensch December 24, 2004

bean queen

a girl that is known for farting a lot.

What's that smell?!!? Oh, it must be that bean queen Chyna again. She's always dropping bombs. You can smell her coming!

by sizlut June 1, 2005