3 definitions by porkercon

bean mashing

To mash a girls bean is to have sex with her.
Bean Mashing

Did you mash her bean last night?
Fuck ya, I was mashing her been all night!
by porkercon December 9, 2010
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foyfsb

Find out you friggen sexy beast
Hey, why don't you just go foyfsb.
by porkercon June 9, 2009
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birdlow

The biggest bird of them all. Someone who supervises a paving crew, but isn't aloud to drive the steam roller because of a previous DUI.
Fuck off birdlow, go get your 636B and start rolling
by porkercon October 7, 2021
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