porkercon's definitions

bean mashing

To mash a girls bean is to have sex with her.

Bean Mashing

Did you mash her bean last night?
Fuck ya, I was mashing her been all night!

by porkercon December 11, 2010

foyfsb

Find out you friggen sexy beast

Hey, why don't you just go foyfsb.

by porkercon June 9, 2009

birdlow

The biggest bird of them all. Someone who supervises a paving crew, but isn't aloud to drive the steam roller because of a previous DUI.

Fuck off birdlow, go get your 636B and start rolling

by porkercon October 6, 2021