battery low

one of three situations that smartphone users (regardless you're using iPhone, android, blackberry, windows phone etc) never ever wish to see. another two is low wifi signal and loading moving circle.

Guy A: dude I gonna to check my Facebook whasapp twitter Google blah blah blah.......huh! battery low! I didn't bring my backup battery!
Guy B: hahahahahaha you fail!

by microsoft_halo_fans April 5, 2014

Battered little spadge

A guy with a small penis who gets verbally abused by a woman

I gave him a good bollocking on the phone today and said to my sister.i dont mean to brag but i battered little spadge

by little sparrow May 16, 2017

purely belter

In Geordie slang, an enthusiastic exclaimation. Also, a film based on the book 'Season Ticket', by Tyneside novelist Jonathan Tulloch

(Kev the charva, after mugging an unfortunate Heaton pensioner) 'Ah man, thats Purely Belter!'

by Si ov Crawcrook May 17, 2006

brown batter

When you take a shit and its liquid and poors out like, cake batter out of a mixing bowl.

Your mom must be making a cake in the toilet, judgeing by the brown batter.

by Matthew Kibby December 13, 2006

Baby Batter Blizzard

After coming home from Dairy Queen, your friend, relative, or significant other puts their DQ Blizzard in the freezer for later. You pull a fast one and ejaculate into their Blizzard mix it around and put it back.

Jillian: Charlie, I'll be right back, I have to pick up my mother at the airport. Can you take care of the dogs and please don't eat my Dairy Queen!

Charlie: Yeah no problem.(Takes out phone to call Frank)

Frank: Whats up?

Charlie: Baby Batter Blizzard.

Frank: I love you.

by SchlongJohnSilvers December 23, 2012

mexican battering ram

When one uses a frozen burrito to forcefully penetrate another in the orifice of choice with the sole intention of raising the internal temperature of the burrito to an edible level.

I was hungry so I gave her the ol' Mexican Battering Ram. Beans everywhere. Refried Creampie.

by afternoondelight77 July 19, 2011

bitterbug

1.a downer.
2.a miserable assed punk.
3.a busted, MadBall assed lookin' girl or guy, jealous of everyone and everything

"everyone is havin' a good time, yo Duke, why you gotta be a bitterbug?"

by rhenvar January 9, 2010