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Bastard sauce

A transliteration of the words "barbecue sauce" and "mustard."
When these ingredients are combined, they form a sauce that is excellent for hot dogs, bratwursts, sandwhiches, etc.
Hey, when are you going to mix up some more bastard sauce?
by Chaoticist December 16, 2010
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Bastard Fry

When a wayward french fry appears in a bag of onion rings or fried zucchini. It can also apply to a regular french fry showing up in a batch of curly fries (or vice versa).
"These onion rings are delicious—hey! Is that a bastard fry? Oh, hell yes!"
by 2smokingbarrels May 23, 2012
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rat bastardry

noun: A specific act so vile that could only be committed by a rat bastard. Also, the art and science of being a rat bastard.
Cheating at cards and then lying about it when caught is an egregious act of rat bastardry.

Bruce is such and ass. He must be studying for his degree in rat bastradry.
by Queenie II December 14, 2008
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wankarse bastard

An allteration to the term wankarse, just your average wankarse who lacks knowledge of themselves being such a wankarse.
David, fuck off being such a wankarse bastard!
by Lewis J D January 10, 2008
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horse bastard

a kind of combination horses ass and lying bastard. One who shows a lack of intelligence and/ or respect and trys to lie out of the situation.
Sometimes he can be such a horse bastard.
by Filliard Millmore September 5, 2009
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Unlucky Bastard

It is like roulette. It is when a lot of men cum inside one woman. When that woman gives birth whichever man matches the DNA test of the baby, that is their baby.
We were hammered drunk and we decided to play Unlucky Bastard. I hope it isn't mine!
by adog69 April 28, 2011
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Dutch Bastard

Similar to dutch oven. The act of shitting under someone's bed covers and waiting for the person to lay in it while you hide and wait for the reaction.
Ex1: Dude1:"Bro, I gave my girl a dutch oven last night."

Dude2:"Please, I heard George attempted to do a Dutch Bastard at his friends party."

Ex2: "My boss is such an asshole. I'm thinking about giving him a dutch bastard."
by ShadowSlashing March 23, 2013
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