An incredibly unattractive - often frankly disgusting - woman who would be lucky to ever get a date, but won't put out.
I took that ugly fat cow back to my apartment, and she wouldn't even give me a handjob. What a beastialitease!
by Freakin' Moron August 28, 2008
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Noun. singular. Has several definitions:
1) a white female who is unusually obsessed with 90's hip-hop acts, particularly The Beastie Boys.
2) a female who closely resembles a man, or has obvious masculine features (facial hair, etc.)
3) the female who plays the male role in a lesbian relationship.
4) a female who is usually pleasant, but does a complete 180 when on the rag.
5) a very unconvincing drag queen.
6) Chynna, the wrestler or Xena, the Warrior Princess.
1) a white female who is unusually obsessed with 90's hip-hop acts, particularly The Beastie Boys.
2) a female who closely resembles a man, or has obvious masculine features (facial hair, etc.)
3) the female who plays the male role in a lesbian relationship.
4) a female who is usually pleasant, but does a complete 180 when on the rag.
5) a very unconvincing drag queen.
6) Chynna, the wrestler or Xena, the Warrior Princess.
Man 1:"Check out that tall, thick thang over there!"
Man 2: 'Dude, she looks like my brother...'
Man 3: "Yeah, that's a beastie bitch.."
or
Man 1: "Dog, why your wife actin a beast?"
Man 2: "You know what time it is.."
Man 2: 'Dude, she looks like my brother...'
Man 3: "Yeah, that's a beastie bitch.."
or
Man 1: "Dog, why your wife actin a beast?"
Man 2: "You know what time it is.."
by Biotch Princezz June 21, 2010
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2: A situation where any girl may or may not be beat by her father.
2: A situation where any girl may or may not be beat by her father.
1: Have you listened to Beating April lately? They're the shit!
2: Damn, that sounds like he's beating April to me.
2: Damn, that sounds like he's beating April to me.
by beatingaprilisawesome October 20, 2010
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Get the beastiest mug.A way of life.. a fast, funny, easy and discreet way to say the phrase “beat your meat,” or “beat my meat.” Which is another term for “jacking off,” aka masturbation. Also used with MEATIS. BEATIS MEATIS. Originated in the Bay Area California.
“Bruh.. my girl wasn’t tryna give me none.. so guess what I did? BEATIS!”
“Yeah I hit those last night.”
“Nigga you lyin’ You know damn well you ain’t hit shit. Yo dry ass pumped that lotion and BEATIS MEATIS.”
“Teanna Trump dropped a new video? Oh you know what time it is.. BEATIS time.”
“Yeah I hit those last night.”
“Nigga you lyin’ You know damn well you ain’t hit shit. Yo dry ass pumped that lotion and BEATIS MEATIS.”
“Teanna Trump dropped a new video? Oh you know what time it is.. BEATIS time.”
by Trav La Flare March 18, 2019
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