by DreamHack January 30, 2009
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Punter: "Beef and Beer"
Barmaid: "That's £2.99 please"
Punter: (Nods knowingly) "Safe"
Punter: "Beef and Beer"
Barmaid: "That's £2.99 please"
Punter: (Nods knowingly) "Safe"
by Joniquai February 10, 2004
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a sasquatchular, slightly ginger, rednecked who enjoys rock climbing without a shirt, making beef jerkey, and who gets stung by bees while sleeping. Also a spaz
Wow that kid is a Beef Jerkey Johnson
Oh george bush is more of a redneck than Beef Jerkey Johnson
Wow he's as good of a rock climber as Beef Jerkey Johnson
Oh george bush is more of a redneck than Beef Jerkey Johnson
Wow he's as good of a rock climber as Beef Jerkey Johnson
by think tank inc. March 14, 2009
Get the beef jerkey johnson mug.The name given to a vagina with very meaty loose flapping labia lips, which more than not smells like a week old plate of rotting anchovies. I have fucked a woman such as this. I'm not proud but there you go.
"Oh, please tell me you didn't fuck her beef sandwich vagina."
"Man, I wasn't going to but it had been a while and besides she was splayed out on the bed and it would have been rude of me to pass up on that."
"But dude, I've heard she's got more of her cooch outside of her than in her."
"I'll be honest, I did dry heave a number of times but once in, it was all good and fine. The aroma was a bit on the nose though."
"Man, I wasn't going to but it had been a while and besides she was splayed out on the bed and it would have been rude of me to pass up on that."
"But dude, I've heard she's got more of her cooch outside of her than in her."
"I'll be honest, I did dry heave a number of times but once in, it was all good and fine. The aroma was a bit on the nose though."
by mammarylane December 18, 2015
Get the beef sandwich vagina mug.by renee July 26, 2003
Get the beef flume mug.noun: 1) a strip of steak wrapped in a flaky puffed pastry, delicious when served with mushroom sauce, or 2) a worn-out ho that has received more than her fair share of hot beef injections. the "pastry" has been injected with beefy goodness many times and is no longer delicious, even with mushroom sauce. syn: skank, bear claw, worn-out
"Man, i'd love to give Chelsea a hot beef injection"
"Don't do it Collin, she's already a beef wellington!"
"Don't do it Collin, she's already a beef wellington!"
by backup hot beef injector September 3, 2009
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