August 9th

August 9th is national Orgasm day. The day to fuck and make the female feel good , shaking during sexual intercourse .

It’s August 9th , my type of days . Can’t wait to fuck this girl and make her legs shake .

by August 9th August 8, 2019

27 august

Official nudes receiving day,
If you were born on this day you deserve nudes.

Ryan: “Bro its my birthday the 27 august!”
Kevin: “Oh you’re going to love the naked pics you’re going to recieve”

by Wuhans’s bitch August 27, 2020

3 AUGUST

give the lad a kiss then give him a blowie
😏🍆💦

girl: its 3 august my guy
birthday boy: oh shit get sucking

by ymypeepeehard? October 16, 2019

Autistic

Of a person (or animal) who's neurodiverse or has autism, possibly caused by a mutation on chromosome 15 before development and birth. These people are normal but may have sensory, behavioral, and social differences. Otherwise, autistic individuals are either smart or intellectually impaired, sensory oversensitive or sensory undersensitive, unique, and creative. Neurodiversity is not retardation or taboo but a blessing and a personality trait.

Stupid: "You retarded?"
Me: "No, I'm autistic."
Stupid: "That explains why you're weird and probably stupid."
Me: "Oh, so an animal science nerd is stupid!? Spell 'intelligence'."
Stupid: "..."
Me: "Uh-huh! That's what I thought!"

I'm actually autistic, so if I ever encounter someone this stupid, I will just show them this.

by GigglesTheHyena May 1, 2019

August 27

Anybody born on this day is strong and idependent and i never alone. They will be best friends with some one born on the following dates 1, 23, 17, 27
They will also face many hardships but someone will always have their backs
Finally they would be of african decent and would marry their best friend.

August 27 is the day a star is born to put it shortly

by The guy who lived it May 25, 2020

dirty august

When A guy named Austin puts grape jelly on his penis to act as lubricant. Then uses his grape jelly flavored penis to have sex with an old 80+ yr old woman, then has her suck the rest of the jelly off after he cums in her face infront of her grandchildren.

Austin: oh you are watching your grandkids today; you have any grape jelly?
Old lady: yes.
Austin. Good spread it on my dick so I can give you a dirty August.

by DJ Lyle May 25, 2019

12 August

Rudy Pankows Birthday
Rudy is from the cast of, outer banks, EVERYONE loves him and his extremely funny and a kind soul.

12 August A day to celebrate Rudy!!

by salma bee... August 12, 2021