alonert

a chronically alone person online. a nerd, alone, and given in a sort of a childlike was to say “alone” and “loner”

i’m such a uwu alonert . I just play genshin impact, go on reddit and mouth cute sounds on tik tok.

by newbornpossum August 11, 2022

Alonsooo

Alonso is the best boyfriend ever. to Sammy and Sammy only.

"Hey bf Alonsooo"
"hey Sammy let's marry!"

by ballockz August 21, 2022

Alonso

A sub. Alonso is that one guy who can easily become your personal sub because he is such a simp. But he's also really adorable and you are lucky to know him. He resembles a ginger cat because he is sometimes extremely crazy and out of pocket but it's so worth it to see that side of him. He is currently unavailable as he is my sub. So find another sub. Byebye.

Alonso, what did I say about imploding on people?!
You're such a subway sandwich, Alonso.

by kjdsahfdjs September 5, 2022

Alonwe

To be in solitude

When you have an awesome and amazing platonic wife or best friend who likes being annoying.

You can't spell Alonwe without we or without no you can't spell alonwe without we don't even try

by Your platonic waifu September 22, 2022

alonefulness

When you can't have regular friend, because everyone are so dumb, that only gf or bf can be your friend.

So you have a gf.

Yup, she chick. I talk only to her.

You're in alonefulness. You ain't got a beer since you started to fuck her.

by Boyfuck September 27, 2022

Alonso High School

AKA Flop Nation one of the dookie schools in the nation who once printed a shirt about beating a school then proceeded to lose the game.

L Alonso High School

by Coach Key October 5, 2022

Aling

I'd wait 800+ years for you.

aling is the best person ever

by yaoyao_real December 10, 2022