The mode in which an individual loses all abilities/senses and is completely lost with himself/herself. This may occur when one is so confused that they actually become mentally disabled. Another well known occurance is when one intakes two vape packs consecutively to the face.
Dave: yo man what you think about that shit?
Al: dude, im fuckin' retarded!
When you pull outta your driveway and bounce your SUV off a fire hydrant then into your neighbors tree and become knocked unconscious, this is retard mode
Al: dude, im fuckin' retarded!
When you pull outta your driveway and bounce your SUV off a fire hydrant then into your neighbors tree and become knocked unconscious, this is retard mode
by khadgarr December 01, 2009
One that cannot function socially. Not retarded, but rather incapable of interacting socially for several reasons. Immaturity, spitefulness, emotional scars, etc.
My sister dropped out of school at an early age, missed formidable social growth and now at the age of 40 acts like she's 15.
My youngest brother always got what he wanted and threw a fit when he didn't. Now that he is an adult he still acts the same way even around strangers.
Social Retards!
My youngest brother always got what he wanted and threw a fit when he didn't. Now that he is an adult he still acts the same way even around strangers.
Social Retards!
by Pitco January 26, 2010
A person who has the job of taking mongaloids around town on stupid little outings to annoy normal folk in zoos, restaurants, at the movies, etc.. They do nothing to control the freaks while they shit their pants and scream. They believe that their effort makes the world a better place, but the truth is that the fucking retards probably don't even know where they are and the rest of us are made to feel uncomfortable by their tard squeals and grunts.
Great that god damn retard tamer is back with her parade of window lickers I hope that their van is hit by a truck.
by Jason Pens December 28, 2006
When you see a girl that has looks way above par. You stop and you're mouth hangs open in a gaping fashion. Causing you to look slightly retarded.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 02, 2005
A person who constantly has an excuse for everything usually one that passes the blame from himself to others.
Varnish: Man I can't believe that Nick is late again!
Swedish: Yeah but you know he will have a good excuse, that guy is blame retardent.
Swedish: Yeah but you know he will have a good excuse, that guy is blame retardent.
by Nicholas Clark April 17, 2008
by xenite August 11, 2008
The correct terminology when one wants to refer to a person acting idiotic or out-right stupid because real Retards cant help being retarded.
by Lean Mean Bulimic Machine May 08, 2019