Kung Fu Flop

When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023

Kung fu flop

Where your flaccid, lazy dick just flops around while you make super cool Kung fu noises. *sound effects optional*-(Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023

Flop a duke

Needing to take a poop

Hurry home, I've got to flop a duke!

by Molly0305 November 13, 2016

Flip-flop bitch

The type of bitch that's always in a pair of nasty ass crusty family dollar flops with almost a 100% change of black feet syndrome, easy to fuck, hard to love. Can be found on a hot summer day pushing a stroller sweating like the pig that she is.

"hey bro that's the flip-flop bitch I fucked last week" "bro that's fucking nasty I thought she was an npc"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 18, 2022

flop fest

A weak core, abs and stabilizing muscles.

If his core wasn't such a flop fest, he wouldn't have hurt his back when he fell.

by kaplan5 July 29, 2011

Floppy flop

Masturbating in the back of a car while on break at work. Also known as a car jacking

I’ll be right back bro imma floppy flop on my 15

by Dumbshit Danny August 03, 2023

pop in flop

When pop the tip of your genitalia out then flop the rest out

grandpa just done a pop in flop

by Whorebitch1234 February 26, 2009