social retard

One that cannot function socially. Not retarded, but rather incapable of interacting socially for several reasons. Immaturity, spitefulness, emotional scars, etc.

My sister dropped out of school at an early age, missed formidable social growth and now at the age of 40 acts like she's 15.

My youngest brother always got what he wanted and threw a fit when he didn't. Now that he is an adult he still acts the same way even around strangers.

Social Retards!

by Pitco January 26, 2010

retard tamer

A person who has the job of taking mongaloids around town on stupid little outings to annoy normal folk in zoos, restaurants, at the movies, etc.. They do nothing to control the freaks while they shit their pants and scream. They believe that their effort makes the world a better place, but the truth is that the fucking retards probably don't even know where they are and the rest of us are made to feel uncomfortable by their tard squeals and grunts.

Great that god damn retard tamer is back with her parade of window lickers I hope that their van is hit by a truck.

by Jason Pens January 2, 2007

Retarded hot

When you see a girl that has looks way above par. You stop and you're mouth hangs open in a gaping fashion. Causing you to look slightly retarded.

Someones Sister: My boobs bounce!!!

Clint: *drooling* They, Uh, Sure do..

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005

Blame Retardent

A person who constantly has an excuse for everything usually one that passes the blame from himself to others.

Varnish: Man I can't believe that Nick is late again!
Swedish: Yeah but you know he will have a good excuse, that guy is blame retardent.

by Nicholas Clark April 17, 2008

Optical Retard

One who's eyes make him/her look retarded regardess if they are or not.

Bill: Did you see that optical retard?

Pete: Yeah. That is one fucked up pair of peepers.

by xenite October 6, 2008

Retard showdown

At lunch when two autistic kids stare down eachother from across the table and grunt and spazz out at the same time.

Roman: see those kids? Bout to have a retard showdown

by DopeRedHead420699/11 September 24, 2019

tactical retard

a person who uses the same tactic every time even though it usualy fails

chris: frontal assault will work.
HEADSHOT
chris: maybe it will work this time.
HEADSHOT
chris: maybe it will work this time.
HEADSHOT
steve: what a tactical retard

by MR.Chaosman12345 December 21, 2009