Shrek

Shrek was a gift not a gift from God but God was a gift from Shrek

We love Shrek way too much

by The Quandale Dingle May 4, 2022

Shrek-donkey-head-donkey

monkey have one banana, banana valuable, monkey have 2 banana, banana not valuable

or a dub but

what a Shrek-donkey-head-donkey person

by Shrek-donkey-head-donkey May 5, 2022

Shrek

A very sexy creature that all da bois simp for

Do you simp for shrek to

by Shhrekkky May 6, 2022

Shrek

A very handsome guy that you want to marry buy he's already taken, by me.

Barbra: that guy is a Shrek
Amanda: yes he is a Shrek

by BlackCat107 May 10, 2022

Matthew Shrek

A human\Shrek hybrid.Usually is a gay virgin.

Bro stop being a Matthew Shrek it pisses me off.

by anonymous May 11, 2022

Shrek

Sexiest lad of all time. You will not be sexually satisfied with anyone else.

Shrek. I love you

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

by Tall Fella January 8, 2022

The Shrek

When you have a sinus infection and you sneeze into your hand and use the mucus to masturbate

Dirk loves to do the shrek

by G-Dub91 January 11, 2022