Jesus bot

A type of internet troll who comes onto sites posting radical Christian messages and prayers. Flames users who disagree.

"Harry Potter is sinful witchcraft! It should be kept away from our children."

Guy 1: Man, I was online when some guy told me I was going to hell for watching Family Guy.
Guy 2: Uh-oh, sounds like a Jesus bot.

by Selo April 4, 2010

Jesus Beard

The path of soft snow that has been freshly groomed on a ski/snowboard hill. It is so smooth it feels exactly like what Jesus' beard would feel like if it were a mountain.

Sam: What hill should we go down next?
Blake: Let's go down Four Pipe, I just saw a new patch of Jesus Beard.

by TheSwineFlew December 27, 2011

Jesus Style

To carry something like Jesus did with the cross.

I carried my backpack full of books home Jesus style.

by CGpalace June 24, 2009

Jesus mixmaster

Helicopter, autogiro, chopper, copter, eggbeater, or whirlybird

Antap in heven Brindleyman lukinswanpela nois wanpela Jesus mixmaster.

by Doug Mack January 2, 2008

Jesus Jeans

ripped or "holy" jeans. They're so holy, they're jesus jeans!

Dude! LOOK AT MY NEW JESUS JEANS!

by nikkiandmorganarecool. June 1, 2010

Jesus handles

The handles on your car used for

a) hanging dry cleaning

b) holding on to dear life while you are in some sort of accident, praying to Jesus.

They are more commonly known as oh shit handles.

Wendy made several tight swerves that caused Bobby to crash into the window, so he held on to the Jesus handles to steady himself.

by Newbia Leogetti September 6, 2005

Jesus Ranch

A place to hravest tomatoes in the sand.

A nice place to take a walk in the woods, if you don't mind the smell of shit.

The natural habitat of the Silver Stripped Mushroom, which, of course, makes you fly.

"I come uppon a Silver Stripped Mushroom and I fly..."

by Diamonion January 28, 2004