cream stone

When you take your penis and cream on her face through an Ice Cream Cone.

Bro1: Where you with kelly last night?

Bro2: Yeah man, totally gave her a "cream stone."

Bro1: Nice...

by thatguy024 February 22, 2014

Shite stones

When your shits are really painful

My good sir, I appear to have a case of shite stones

by CoolicedT September 14, 2017

Stone Setting

In the Jewish funeral tradition, the gravestone is generally erected between 6 and 12 months after the burial of the dead person.

Prayers are said and a small ceremony is held beside the grave. The inscription on the headstone is normally read out.

John: "You look upset mate..."

Jack: "Yeah, it was my uncle's stone setting this morning"

by SW1112 September 26, 2012

Stone Watch

A Musical Group formed in August of 2009 from the small town of Iola, Kansas. It is composed of two main artists (BIG SWEAT & IMPROV) as the base of the "Stone Watch Family."

Stone Watch features a unique blend of varied styles ranging from the swag of the Dirty South, the intensity of the Mid-West, to the soul of the West Coast where the group now resides in Hollywood, California.

You: Have you heard the latest song from Stone Watch?

A friend: Yeah, and I saw their new video on Youtube.

by Big Sweat July 15, 2011

georgina stones

A beautiful girl who loves her life to the fullest. She is always active and lives to dance. She always is a good friend to talk to and has trust in every one. Best girl to know.

She's basically Georgina stones. An amazing person.

by Ghost he May 16, 2016

stoned Philosopher

The full background and reason for the very existence and funcuality of the most innate objects—usually sounds stupid except to the philosopher

Dave: “Was I a stoned philosopher last night?”

Otto: “Yea bro! You were talking about how their should squirrel whistles on cars and how they might cut down on motor vehicle fatalities. And then you started laughing and started chanting:
‘So-Crates, So-Crates, So-Crates”

by LuckDog November 29, 2017

magic stone

When a man impregnates a woman and only has one testicle.

"Dude, I got Britney pregnant"
"Man, that's impressive. You must have a magic stone!"

by LactoseFreeLu December 18, 2014