Toobin’ off

When you masturbate at your desk during a zoom meeting.

He got horny during a this zoom meeting and now he’s in there Toobin’ off

by Diabeetus Maximus May 7, 2022

How off can a lime really be

“how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad

"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"

by TC&YAS May 10, 2022

getting off on

Getting excited over the misery or fear of other people.

The politicians always getting off on the fact that they get away with murder.

by Doctor WTF May 11, 2022

fell off

Fetty Wap

Fetty wap is trash he fell off

by a1 23134 January 2, 2022

Flip off

When your to much of a bitch to say fuck off so you say flip off

Flip off

by Fxnn122 January 3, 2022

Bake Off

Chill

Im gonna just bake off at your house

by John the jihadi January 3, 2022

off yourself

to kys

bruv you should off yourself

wtf.....-

by GAYSAMERET January 3, 2022