Independent Baby Man Dog

When your adult dog that is cute, cuddly, spoiled, treated like a loved baby, and is constantly at your side, is suddenly in the mood to be a strong independent man dog who don't need nobody.

We were cuddling all morning, and now Pooma has disappeared off on his own somewhere in the house being an independent baby man dog.

by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021

street baby

You’re for the damn streets

Him-why you keep calling me street baby?
Me- bitch because you for the damn streets.

by anonymous November 16, 2020

Baby

Something that not even the dumbest could mess up. Something so indescribabley beautiful. Something you want to hold forever.

That baby is sooo cute!

by ThatgirlPaisley November 22, 2018

Baby Spit

Also known as jizz, originated by a German tourist when he asked if the car was tainted before he went for a ride to his "destination". He worries of vandalism.

"Oh man" so I hopped into this uber, right, and so I noticed it smelled like burnt rubber and fucked buttholes with fresh baby spit on the rear window, so I said Hell no! And so I requested a new uber.."

by 2brzlp June 14, 2024

baby toof

orlando darnell council.

Friend 1: Yo have you seen baby toof?
Friend 2: He went to take a smash like 40 mins ago

by you’ll float too December 14, 2019

Arse Baby

A baby born to a man through his arse hence arse baby

He had to relegate himself on Fifa as the games were too competitive, what an arse baby

by anonymous December 4, 2020

Tylenol baby

Someone who is on the spectrum. One that is special needs.

He shouldn't be fucking that Tylenol baby he's gonna lose his job

by toilet breaker August 27, 2023