High School

An institution made for teens where they are forced to slowly learn excessive and ungodly amounts of information. Nearly all of this information will be completely useless and impractical for them in the near future as they struggle harshly from raised educational standards brought by people with no clue how to keep an economy stable. The reason for such a horrible institution is because human people are more like giant undeveloped children rather than mature "adults" and do not know how maintain their own lives, systems, or their own kids.

Daniel: You know... We should call high school prison
Lee:Why?
Daniel: They're kind of the same don't you think..? Prison and High school.. We're forced to go there and don't really learn what we need to learn to get on in life
Lee:Hm... Yeah you're right.
Daniel: Eh.. I might just be too high.
Lee:Yep.
Daniel: I think we should stop smoking weed in school, might get caught.... Damn mane, you got some really dank ass weed don'tcha?
Lee: nop. Hue hue hue.

by Reality Escapee October 10, 2014

High Weather

High Weather is called, "High Weather" for a reason. This happens when so many Californians spot pot (AKA Marijuana) and the smoke emissions from all the dope, travels through the wind currents and make mother-nature high. This event can happen wherever lots of weed is being smoked... An Example of High Weather is its sunny, then cloudy, then rainy, then sunny--- in a span of an hour.

"Dude! The weather today is like High Weather!"

"I'm as high as the weather :)"

by Stonebarn March 31, 2015

high 8

A traditional high 5 followed immediately by 3 single lightsaber fingers.

Hey Brenda, give me a high 8! (High five) shwew swhew shwew (with pointer finger)

by skra May 22, 2015

High Two

When you throw up the peace sign.

Chuck: "High five bro"
Tom: "Sorry my man, I only give High twos"

by Joshalosh September 6, 2016

high peeker

When a woman curves her back in such a way when bending as if she is saying"hey...take a peek"

We noticed through the window , when she picked up the napkin...she gave us a high peeker

by Tommy tozz September 5, 2016

High on jizz

When someones extremely intoxicated on hard drugs

"buddys flying, hes on a strong batch of jizz"
"whats wrong with him? Is he high on jizz? .. Yea, hes jizzerd."
"Did you get the jizz?"
"Hes on cum bro"
"Hes got jizz for brains"

by highonjizz August 2, 2016

high on tired

when you are so tired you feel high or incoherent to everyone/everything around you

Alex seems so high on tired that he is laughing at the wall.

by argie1963 July 15, 2016