i love you

three words normally followed by a broken heart

i love you
*15 mins later, no response
didn't mean to send you that, my cat ran over my keyboard

by FlyingFrogger September 20, 2020

can i get a rip in the chat

one who is roasted and or toasted in a group of multiple people.

Can I get a rip in the chat for my boi jake Paul

by Sfggghjjiiiiii August 29, 2017

I dont know, I'm not a Doctor

A sarcastic reply to a very obvious statement or situation.

Gerry: So you stayed up all night eh?
Phil: Yep and I feel really sleep deprived.
Gerry: Really? You know I heard sleep was a good way to treat sleep deprivation, but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor. I might be wrong.

Andrew: Hey look! It's raining outside!
John: Yea I heard it tends to happen every once and a while....but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor so don't take my word on that.

by Owen Finnegan June 11, 2007

I love the 80's

The VH1 take on the 1980s sucks dog-shit. They did the documentaries as if rock and hip-hop did not exist before 1990. Instead, VH1 only focuses on the hair, the hair, and nothing but the hair. The hair sucked alright, but that was NOT the only thing significant about the 80's. Sheesh.

I love the 80's, but not according to the opinions of the assholes who run VH1.

by AYB October 15, 2003

I will eat your bone marrow

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...

Guy1:I will eat your bone marrow

Guy2:Omg really that's wonderful

by Toast lover 69 November 29, 2019

why am i so bored

idk but you were bored enough to actually search this.

why am i so bored.

by Skelly Bonez 11 February 27, 2020

Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche.

Response to someone either being a douche, saying something douchey, or telling you to get an Über.

Play on "sprechen sie deutsch"

Q: "Why don't you just take an Über?"

A: "Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche."

by Bob Rogue July 15, 2016