Spank it with a little heat

To add a little heat, a quick burst of heat used to raise the temperature of something.

Spank it with a little heat, spank that Chocolate cookie with a little bit of heat, before you dunk it in milk.

by Goodergrammar May 24, 2022

the 3 little pigs

A story where 3 pigs, 1 cop, your mom and a literal pig make houses and a gangster comes and shoots the cop, fucks your mom, the 2 pigs come to the literal pigs house (in a farm) and hides in the barn. They didn't add a door. So the gangster cries away.

The 3 little pigs!

The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END

by AStrunkMan69 May 28, 2022

“I appreciate the little things in life.”

Code for pedophiles.
(Something you usually see online, commonly found in bios)

(Online setting)
thing 1: “i appreciate the little things in life.” 😉
thing 2: wat..

by gUygal!🍔🐾 June 6, 2022

Battle Of The Little Bighorns

The often failed act of touching one’s Anus to another anus. Although it is often sexual

it can also settle disputes, debts, and assert dominance. In some instances it can be completely platonic and gender neutral.

On first dates it is customary to “go Dutch”. On the 2nd date it is tradition to have a Battle of the Little Bighorns. The loser picks up the tab.

by Jesus Chrisco June 24, 2022

get a little naughty

to get freaky on a Friday. The lines are from a yourboysponge song.

“You know, we don’t really need to go to this party
I’ll pull my boat over, let’s get a little naughty
Back back woman, I’m a master at karate
Then she said, (Show me, zaddy)
Ight, imma head out”

by TalkingBen990 July 3, 2022

Doki doki literature club

A wholesome game about ais and cults 🥰

"Hey I just got that doki doki literature club game"
"Oh, cool"

by Tawn-Tawn_11037 July 19, 2022

Acting like a little devil worshipper

When someone starts to question their religious faith or attending church services.

Kim: You going to Sunday Service next week?
Denise: I don't go to church anymore. I don't really believe in Jesus and all that anymore...
Kim: You acting like a little devil worshipper now. You need to go to church, girl.

by Chrrrruch July 28, 2022