Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD's

The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.

Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's

by CodyYoung June 21, 2010

OFFS

Used mainly for work
A response to someone else’s stupidity
Sarcasm used when you don’t have time to explain something to anyone

“Hey can you speed up the line?”
“OFFS”

by Doug Wilson November 18, 2019

Zacking off

A person named Zach jerking his dick off to Lolis.

We caught Zach Zacking off again such a dissapointment.

by SMHXL July 11, 2022

Jump off

Off brand. Something showing similarities to. Knock office

Those look like Jordan’s but are actually some Jordan jump offs

by Turnt silly August 6, 2022

gone off courgette

When you leave a courgette out for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off courgette is mushy.

by Debskelly1985 March 4, 2023

Hop off

Disrespectfully telling Nihja to hoop off Dirk’s cock

Nihja : wat do u see ?
Dirk : you on my cock still hop off

by Mr hop off July 20, 2022

Dusted off

To get shot. LA lingo

“Cuhz from tramps got dusted off for dissin the set”

by Hoodboi 1993 November 17, 2020