Penispaste

The act of when witch a man devours to much tomato paste and squirts it out of his penis

Shayla: want some tomatos?
Quinn: FUCK NO YOU DO NOT WANNA KNOE WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.
Charlie: it was penispaste right.
Quinn: yes..

by Vaganalmucher December 18, 2022

Pēnisabishii

That feeling when your not horny but your penis is lonely so you put it in something moist anyways

Definition: That feeling when your not horny but your penis is lonely so you put it in something moist anyways

Pronounounced: Pini-sabishii

Sean: Ayo Gil-boy my cock needs some serious gobblin rn but honestly, I’m not really in the mood

Ev: midz

Gil: I feel you bro, your def feelin that pēnisabishii right now fr

by puffdaddysk December 24, 2022

Penisvaginasexual

Penisvaginasexual is when someone is sexually attracted to penis in vagina.

Don’t identify as this

I just made it up

Penisvaginasexual.

by Anonymous dick sucker January 5, 2023

Penisery

How you define your dick/penis, you'll have to pull out your penisery.

Most men define their dick as being a part of them and for this I'll need my penisery. It's where I keep the definition of my dick.

by Nikkidew January 13, 2023

penispumpenverkäufer

A german word for a penis pump seller, often used as a compliment for good businessmen.

Dude1: Bro that shopkeep was such a penispumpenverkäufer!

Dude2: Foreal.

by Joeninjamaterial January 22, 2023

Penispenny pincher

Someone who pinches Penny's with their penis

Guy1: Mister Crabs penispenny pincher my pennis
Guy2: damn man

by Owl_Boi February 13, 2023

Penish

The fraction of a penny musicians receive for streaming service royalties

My band’s Spotify streaming Penishes are really adding up!

by BandName February 21, 2023