A threat to road safety, these kinds of so-called drivers spend their time wolf-whistling at women, making stupid gestures with their hands at passers-by and generally carrying on as though they're on the dodgems. They can be found in vans of any colour, or other vehicles such as lorries, but the white van seems to have become traditional with people whose IQs are lower than their shoe size. They are often fat and reckon they're well'ard and'll give yer a slap, yer know wot I mean, mate?
A short guide to white van man hand signals.
Middle finger = "This is the number of my IQ"
Hand-cranking gesture = "This is what I do often because I can't pull a bird on account of too many of them having a brain".
Honking their horn = "I'm a complete inadequate and my vehicle's an altermnative to a dick".
Middle finger = "This is the number of my IQ"
Hand-cranking gesture = "This is what I do often because I can't pull a bird on account of too many of them having a brain".
Honking their horn = "I'm a complete inadequate and my vehicle's an altermnative to a dick".
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When first started, the leaderboard was set ablaze by the United States, although this stranglehold (The first three years there were anomalous Europeans getting on the board) was quickly diminished, and Northern Europe has become the dominant power.
The greatest show of force however, is two Icelandians; Magnus Ver Magnusson and Jon Pall Sigmarson, who have each won it four times. There have been a few winners from the UK and central Europe, although Mariusz Pudzianowski (Representing Poland) has blown the competition away since his first entry, along with fellow eastern Europeans
When first started, the leaderboard was set ablaze by the United States, although this stranglehold (The first three years there were anomalous Europeans getting on the board) was quickly diminished, and Northern Europe has become the dominant power.
The greatest show of force however, is two Icelandians; Magnus Ver Magnusson and Jon Pall Sigmarson, who have each won it four times. There have been a few winners from the UK and central Europe, although Mariusz Pudzianowski (Representing Poland) has blown the competition away since his first entry, along with fellow eastern Europeans
Winners
1977 - Bruce Wilhelm
1978 - Bruce Wilhelm
1979 - Don Reinhoudt
1980 - Bill Kazmaier
1981 - Bill Kazmaier
1982 - Bill Kazmaier
1983 - Geoff Capes
1984 - Jon Pall Sigmarsson
1985 - Geoff Capes
1986 - Jon Pall Sigmarsson
1987 - No Competition
1988 - Jon Pall Sigmarsson
1989 - Jamie Reeves
1990 - Jon Pall Sigmarsson
1991 - Magnus Ver Magnusson
1992 - Ted Van Der Parre
1993 - Gary Taylor
1994 - Magnus Ver Magnusson
1995 - Magnus Ver Magnusson
1996 - Magnus Ver Magnusson
1997 - Jouko Ahola
1998 - Magnus Samuelsson
1999 - Jouko Ahola
2000 - Janni Virtannen
2001 - Svend Karlsen
2002 - Mariusz Pudzianowski
2003 - Mariusz Pudzianowski
1977 - Bruce Wilhelm
1978 - Bruce Wilhelm
1979 - Don Reinhoudt
1980 - Bill Kazmaier
1981 - Bill Kazmaier
1982 - Bill Kazmaier
1983 - Geoff Capes
1984 - Jon Pall Sigmarsson
1985 - Geoff Capes
1986 - Jon Pall Sigmarsson
1987 - No Competition
1988 - Jon Pall Sigmarsson
1989 - Jamie Reeves
1990 - Jon Pall Sigmarsson
1991 - Magnus Ver Magnusson
1992 - Ted Van Der Parre
1993 - Gary Taylor
1994 - Magnus Ver Magnusson
1995 - Magnus Ver Magnusson
1996 - Magnus Ver Magnusson
1997 - Jouko Ahola
1998 - Magnus Samuelsson
1999 - Jouko Ahola
2000 - Janni Virtannen
2001 - Svend Karlsen
2002 - Mariusz Pudzianowski
2003 - Mariusz Pudzianowski
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