Matrix Head

A person who has never had a spiritual awakening and does not believe in any conspiracy theories.

He is such a matrix head that he believes the moon landing was real.

by Amy Lane 2 April 1, 2025

headed

sexiest man ive ever seen

headed is sexy

by sadasdasdasasda March 4, 2022

potato head

someone who is very stupid and has no common sense

my friend was a potato head when he washed his hands with sulfuric acid

by TheUrbanGod1 March 4, 2020

Hidden valley head

Ever cooking with your girl and you spill some condiments on your little man? Boy do I have the solution for you, don’t let a drop go to waste. Blowjob with ranch on the dick. Savory and sloppy. Creamy in multiple ways.

“Damn I spilled ranch on my dick! Might as well put it to good use why don’t you give me some hidden valley head?”

by Bammy secca March 15, 2024

Zoom Head

A derogatory word towards generation Z; referring to a person who is of generation Z as: inept, narcissistic, egotistical, ignorant, low self esteem, obnoxious, self absorbed, and suffers from board-line personality disorder.

This zoom head keeps yapping; I need to take to his/her father.

The only thing you’ve experienced, is your phone, zoom head.

I don’t trust these zoom heads’ serving my food at that McDonalds, they don’t follow sanitary protocol.

by Zoom Head February 22, 2021

best friend head awareness month

a month celebrated world wide in march by giving your best friends head to show them how much they mean to you !

hey rachel let’s have a best friend head sesh for best friend head awareness month!

by user19377383 March 16, 2025

Pot head

Someone who wears a pot on there head.

hey dude jerry is a real Pot head

by ElectronPlayz Twitch.Tv October 11, 2018