First Baby

A billionaire man-child who throws tantrums at the slightest criticism, bans anyone who bruises his fragile ego, and plays the victim while wielding unchecked power. Often cosplays as a genius visionary but behaves more like a Reddit mod on a power trip. Loves "free speech" until it applies to him.

👤 "I called Elon 'The First Baby,' and he banned me within minutes."

👤 "Dude, did you see Musk's meltdown over that article? Classic First Baby move."

👤 "Billionaires sure love playing First Baby when the criticism hits too close to home."

by anonymous February 23, 2025

Baby Milk Snatcher

A person who gives blowjobs

My baby milk snatcher swallowed all of my nut milk

by guy from the twin cities September 28, 2023

my sweet pretty baby

your gorgeous girl. the love of your life. the sweetest, prettiest girl you've seen. Shes the love of my life.

Chloe: youre my sweet pretty baby
Annabelle: only yours my love

by bonfirebychildishgambino May 7, 2024

baby shark

NO.

Guy: "baby shark d-"
(someone else proceeds to run over the person)

by 7568ino November 2, 2023

Baby

Social reject demon child. Most evil being in the universe. How do mf's find it cute it vomits and shits everywhere and every place. Disgusting. Cant even be considered a human anymore.

Oh wow that is a baby! how cute!
What did you just say?
*pulls out the 9*

by EatMyBallsLoser November 3, 2021

baby deered

Is when you try to stand up after having great sex and your legs are wobbly and weak

Man i fucked her so good she was baby deered for a couple hours after

by Bobbym209 May 13, 2021

baby gap fist

Term used when informing a person of bite sized proportions threatening to let someone "catch these hands" that ain't no one scared of those baby sized hands (baby gap).

"Ima mess you up!" ... i aint scared of those baby gap fists.

by MiguelFKNlito May 29, 2017