Something that the world is full of. Every time you look around, you're bound to see one; Your teacher, your boss, class mates, co-workers, people on the internet, friends, the guy walking behind you, you, the person standing infront of you in the que, people working the tills at shops, people walking their dogs.....
by Pimp-Master J August 23, 2006
Get the Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt featuresmug. the woman lies down, face up, with her legs lifted and spread apart. The man lowers himself between her legs, face down, with his head facing the same way as her feet. He enters her in reverse.
by titsop November 16, 2011
Get the man ontop woman facing awaymug. Refers to falling asleep or passing out with friends around. Then awaking to some prank that involves a penis on your face, whether drawn on or actually a penis on your face.
"Hey remember when he was the first person to fall asleep at your house?"
"Yeah, he totally woke up with a penis on his face"
"Yeah, he totally woke up with a penis on his face"
by Crazy Asian Guy March 16, 2009
Get the Woke Up With A Penis On His Facemug. i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.
by CheezyClit69 June 22, 2022
Get the Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-munchermug. A character from the game Dead by Daylight. This is the best killer because he can crouch and teabag the survivors. He's a horrible psychopath but also a funky little guy.
by grtqhrthqrtqhrth March 2, 2021
Get the Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson The Ghost Facemug. An expression meaning to Eat Face, used by politicians, especially Republicans.
Also can be used as a Catch Phrase for Lisa Simpson of "The Simpsons" who is currently the only one on there without one.
But mostly it's a friendly greeting implying to do something digusting.
Also can be used as a Catch Phrase for Lisa Simpson of "The Simpsons" who is currently the only one on there without one.
But mostly it's a friendly greeting implying to do something digusting.
Hello, sir. How are you. I'm pretty good. How the kids? Good, huh. Oh yeah! I almost forgot to tell you. I LIKE TO EAT FACE!
by Peach January 13, 2007
Get the Hello sir, I like to eat facemug. Girl 1: hey what's wrong?
Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.
Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?
Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.
Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?
by DoritosRlife May 23, 2016
Get the futhermucker shit face dick headed leachmug.