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Thing That One Finds

A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
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one-timed

1.to get your ass rolled very quickly, usually in one punch.

2. jumping someone never to be seeing them again.
guy 1: Remember that time that Thomas one-timed his older broter.
guy 2: yeah after he dropped the x-box controller and then got mad at Thomas.
guy 1: yeah, Thomas totally one-timed his ass again.
by JOHN THOMAS CHRIS GRAHM. January 25, 2009
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One Wheat Mark

The most SUPER DUPER AWESOME comic made by truckstoptiger5. Give it a read. Contains a guy wanting to fuck/murder his boy bestie
"yoooo my sneaky link!!!"

"What's a sneaky link?"

"From One Wheat Mark, obviously 🙄"
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Teacher force ones

A rare type of pointy flat shoes that are worn by the urban elderly community. We call them forces ones because they can be worn to the club and tossed on for a game of one on one a later be worn to a funeral.
Sidney always looks shob in her teacher force ones.
by Winter j January 22, 2017
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One Piece Bounty Rush

Player 1: Why is there a green defender Big Mom on the enemy team?
Player 2: ...Welcome to One Piece Bounty Rush
by Tjeutch. January 14, 2023
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past one

The action of being played
Damn, did he pull a past one?!
by Pizzasexual.Sam February 11, 2017
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No one ass

A spin on the common phrase “no one asked” to show that you are getting increasingly frustrated with them.
Her friend would not stop talking about her new car so she yelled “No one ass!”
by AlphaBetaSigma¢ June 22, 2024
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