To be used while brushing your teeth and shitting: spitting your toothpaste onto the toilet paper before wiping.
Why are you crying?
I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe
What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe
I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe
What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe
by Tim the word man July 02, 2023
This term is used when playing magic the gathering. It refers to any card or effect that removes every creature or artifact or enchantment. Sometimes all of those at the same time.
by LizardInACan September 11, 2022
Wipe Wednesday is when you only wipe your ass on Wednesday's because it is when you get pegged by your girlfriend, commonly referred to as such due to the correlation of wednesday being called “humpday” and the humping motion used to peg
by rn30 April 21, 2024
Dirt wipe is a gradeschool level insult that is the censored version of Ass Wipe often used by really young children or adults who can't (and/or) choose not to curse yet as a way of censoring the more vulgar version.
Amy: you know jake has really been a big dirt wipe today...
Jim: c'mon amy i know ya don't swear but don't ya want to use Ass Wipe sometimes?
Jim: c'mon amy i know ya don't swear but don't ya want to use Ass Wipe sometimes?
by Clocksisweird December 15, 2019
To tinder and masterbate
by TheHANDS March 17, 2016
by Snarkpocolypse January 30, 2025
The perfunctory wipe-down of a surface before someone else uses the still-filthy surface. It is commonly performed as a means to signal care and consideration for a third party without actually caring enough to clean properly.
by Office Drone #695 September 20, 2019