Obtuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a triangle.
"The FOUR ROOMS were in the shape of an Obtuse Willis triangle."
by PoliPotter April 13, 2009
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wonky willy

The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.
“Dude, the girl last night looked like my ass had a shit baby, it gave me a fuckin wonky willy.
by Hary Peenus November 27, 2018
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Willie Trombone

Willie Trombone is a Hoop-hean, one of the seven sons of Ottoborg. He lives in the Neverhood, a klay planet made by Hoborg. He helps make Klaymen (his cousin using one of Hoborg's seeds. His favourite food is chip butty. He is from the game The Neverhood, made by Neverhood Inc, which is a claymation poin-and-click from 1996.
Hello! Me Willie, me Willie Trombone!
by Neverhood84679237 November 14, 2020
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A slobbery willy

Like a 'wet willy' except you just poke your finger in your dogs mouth and put it in your mates ear cos you lazy.
Ben: Im going to give Vanessa a slobbery willy.
Nick: haha how foul and unnecessary.
by oggy ostrich April 09, 2017
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Willie Wanks

A beautiful omnipotent being who watches over the little people of the Earth, taking care of them and nurturing them until they're strong and big enough to watch his streams.

also hes ass at every game possible
damn bro have you seen Willie Wanks? hes ass bro lmao
by Cops2 March 06, 2021
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