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unripe weed

when someone is so dumb or stupid to the point where they dont deserve the statement "are you smoking?" and are forced to deserve the term "unripe weed"
"i eat soup with a fork"
"tf? are you smoking unripe weed?"
by blue cocaine September 25, 2018
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weed chemtrail

Also, weed contrail. The odiferous trail left behind an automobile in which significant amounts of smoked marijuana is being consumed.

From weed, slang for marijuana, and chemtrail, a conspiracy-theorist's variant on contrail, the condensation trail left behind by a jet airplane at high altitude.
Dude, did you get a whiff of that Lexus that drive by? It was leaving a serious weed chemtrail.
by x Chicagoan April 21, 2017
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Weed Cheese

When you do a triple-backflip and land on your hard penis and start using it like a pogo stick.
"Woah dude, sick Weed Cheese!"
"Thanks, I've been practicing!"
by anyything June 27, 2022
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Weed Jeeves

When a significant other caters too your marijuana needs and wants
Jasmine wakes up and says to Scott "bong"

he immediately without hesitation grinds some fresh kush and packs a bowl for her. Then proceeds to stand around like a butler named Jeeves. I.E. Weed Jeeves
by sacsmine October 21, 2011
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jiggle-weed

the lose exess skin between your thumb and index finger. Its very jiggly!!!
my jiggle-weed is tired of moving, so I put it to sleep.
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Weed pickle

A weed pickle is the tweaker name for a weed pipe, named for the fact that tweakers who also smoke weed tend to after twisting the pickle for a tad to long, forget that when they go to smoke a bowl of weed, they try and hit the weed pipe as a pickle with twisting included.
Hey man, you gotta twist the.weed pickle! Its some pretty danky stuff in the weed pickle!
by TitsMcGee420 October 20, 2013
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Weeding Beauty

The person who falls dead asleep ( like sleeping beauty ) as soon as they get the slightest bit Stoned.
“Hey man, why are you not smoking weed tonight?”

“Na, I’m not. I’ll get really tired if I smoke weed

“Oh ! You’re a Weeding Beauty. That’s all good”
by Ivy MacNeil May 20, 2021
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