washing machine theory

if you get stuck in a washing machine, your stepbro will come and you know the rest

washing machine theory

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 18, 2020

car wash professional

This is a highly skilled person in the workplace that has many skills including being able to wash a car.

wow i just got a Harvard student that has studied car wash professionalism!

by skoooot shooooot March 25, 2019

german face wash

Ejaculating into your hand then proceding to wash your face with it.

Guy 1:hey mike your face looks really clean today, whats up?. Guy 2:yeah I gave myself a german face wash earlier. Guy 1:(........

by bruceO.o December 7, 2010

Washed Up Dirty

A beat-up, filthy, degenerate looking person, that is beyond the point of repair

Look at that washed up dirty bit**, Jesus

She’s Washed

by BadManSnez January 13, 2020

Newton's Car Wash

When the gravity from taking a dump forces enough water to splash up and clean your ass automatically.

You: Oh no... all out of toilet paper. The best thing I can hope for is a Newton's car wash.

by mreman91 November 20, 2010

Pressure Wash the Porcelain

Occurs when one (usually male) aims for the brown stains left from a previous user in a public restroom, in order to avoid misplaced blame for having made them.

Bro, I totally had to pressure wash the porcelain in that bathroom. There was a hottie waiting in line behind me.

by TANGO December 12, 2012

Wash Yo Face

The act of telling someone they need a attitude adjustment, and telling them to realize who their dealing with, and change their emotion.

Girl: I can't stand this hoe, who does she think she is! I'd whoop her ass in a heart beat!

Girl 2: Bitch, wash yo face!

by BossAssBytch January 5, 2014