Trash Wasted

When you are highly intoxicated off Chronic or alcohol to the point the cops find you at near death condition

That man was found at the getty center Trash Wasted

by Therealestdude April 16, 2016

Ballsack wasted

The act of getting so shitfaced that you blackout and puke and are hungover for two days. When this level of drunk is achieved then usually it is followed by a period of swamp-ass and ball-sweat the next day.

Carl: Dude you didn't wake up till 2PM today?
Dave: I know man I was so ballsack wasted last night.

by drunkpunk222 July 29, 2016

Shit washer

The sexual act of licking the anus while their is shit around it.

Girl: I made Billy my shit washer last night
Girl 2: Nice!

by HeartlessSloth July 18, 2016

Sad wasted

When you're so sad you just want to grab a bottle of vodka, drowned in your own vomit and wake up the next day not knowing who you are.

"I can't get my mocha latte so I'm going to get sad wasted"

by Suckadick350 August 17, 2016

Willie Washer

A person who washes other peoples penis using soap or licking it clean

"Excuse me hen go and wash my Willie you Willie washer"

by Doobaloob January 14, 2017

jean washer

1. One who unknowingly washes jeans far too frequently than what is considered socially acceptable.

2. Idiot

(1) You don't know why you're washing those things, (2) You fucking jean washer you,

by Jeanwasher February 24, 2017

Unique wasted

Another term for "white girl wasted"
Crunk drunk from a gold four loko with a straw. Black out drunk, slutty dancing, usually making out with 8 different guys in the same night, trying to fight everyone, and flashing tits.

We're about to get unique wasted tonight

by Unique wasted March 7, 2017