Valentina

An international girl from Italy who lacks common sense. She does not know how to speak English well and is at a failing grade in math. She is very stupid especially when she's drunk and cannot drive to save her pasta. Very problematic especially when it comes to situations when you cant be problematic. Her favorite phrase is "Are you stupid?"

If you are going to this party, don't be a Valentina.

by T350 January 13, 2022

Valentines Day curse

The valentines day curse is when a girl or your partner brutally rejects you for valentines or breaks up with you consecutively before valentines day or she just doesnt live near you.

Damn bro she dumped your ass before valentines day you got struck by the Valentines day curse. OR
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.

by ValentinesCURSE January 27, 2022

Valentines Day

A day were straight people give eachother overpriced boxes of chocolates

Person 1: It’s valentines day and I’m single-
Person 2: Are you straight?

Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry

by Swag_fr0ggie January 30, 2022

Valentine’s Day

the worst and most awkward day for those in the talking stage

“I want to celebrate Valentine’s day with my boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend but also is my boyfriend.”

by un k n o w n January 30, 2022

valentino

the best boyfriend ever <3

"hey isnt that Valentino?" "yeah, he's the best boyfriend i've ever had <3"

by leohq December 18, 2021

valentino

the most lovely boyfriend <33

"hey, isnt that valentino right there?" "yeah, he's the best boyfriend everrr <333"

by leohq December 18, 2021

valentines day

valentines day is a day created by hallmark to get you to buy their stuff which ends up makes you cry and jerk off bc you feel like no one likes you romantically or sexually

february 14th is valentines day

by Jeweleeuh December 21, 2021