The Uber Maneuver

When the sexy is boring so you flip her around to engage in doggy-style to free a hand to call an Uber to pick her up immediately.

She as crazy as she looks?

No … I had pulled the Uber maneuver. We both took 3 min

by billybaru September 13, 2022

uber scream

the loudest noice the human voice can conjure. all the dead decendents of human evolution scream in synch.

person: "uber scream's"
people: fucking dies of ear rape.

by ifuckmyowncatswithmen June 15, 2021

Uber tug

When the girl is driving and can't give you road head she has to tug you instead.

Baby I know you are driving and can't give me some road head. How about a uber tug???

by Big berry 1 September 7, 2018

UBER puntter

one who is to be seen on a BOARDSKI, the species is normally to be spotted in a train behind an instuctor (generally ESF)in a vomit or fluro colourd one peice.

UBER puntter is glen plake in 78 minus the back scratcher steez

by allister loveday November 5, 2007

Dr Uber

A "Dr Uber" Is a word/person who lives in a weird area located in "your ass"
"Dr Uber" Is dumb at everything in life and only does stuff that it likes.

Dr Uber is dumb at discord

by Dr Uber October 20, 2020

Uber cougar

A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.

A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.

The uber cougar arrived early in time for happy hour and took her place by the bar!

by Clevering June 13, 2019

Fu-Uber

When one wants and or needs a ride but the option is to go with your and others feet : hense f ; equals feet and Uber a way in which to get where you need to be with only the feet.

She didn’t have any dollars , car or license and had to fu-Uber her way home via her and a companions feet. AKA : WALKING

by Msjayne13 April 23, 2019