Twat rock

Genre of rock and roll characterised by spandex wearing men and 'comedy' lyrics.

The Darkness - English 'Twat rock' band.

by timothy barrett September 11, 2005

Sight-twatted

A term for when shooting full bore, the rifle recoils into your face (twats you in the face) because you held it too close to the sights. Leaves either a black eye in the case of SUSATs, or two questionable lines cause by iron sights.

Coach: how did that shot feel?
Me: okay, but i got majorley sight-twatted, im changing my position slightly.

by cheeseflambe October 24, 2010

twat penis

(n./slang) A synonym for clitoris.

Husband: Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?

Wife: Oh yes, definitely, sweetheart!

Husband: Anything in particular you'd like me to do?

Wife: Yes! I love it when you rub your penis on my twat penis, baby! Now let me make a man out of you!

Husband: Excuse me, dear, but what in the hell is a "twat penis?"

Wife: Go look it up in the Urban Dictionary, honey! Then give me nine inches and make it HURT!

Husband: Oh no, not again! I'll have to screw you three times and knock you over the head with a frying pan!

by Rick Roberson January 26, 2011

twat blackbelt

having a blackbelt in the art of being a twat

ben has a blackbelt in twat, hes got a twat blackbelt

by tomooo184 November 14, 2010

Twat Twaddler

1) Any loud-mouthed liberal female politician.

2) Any loud-mouthed feminist, or their self loathing male counterparts.

3) Any loud-mouthed lesbian.

4) Any loud-mouthed all of the above.

Hillary Clinton is such a stupid fucking twat twaddler.

by Russ and Gus May 6, 2011

twat poof

a vagina fart. usually after sex.

"What was that noise?"
"Oh, sorry, just a twat poof."

by feefee April 4, 2005

twat box

Twat box within my team of Manhattan misfits refers to pussy. For some reason, our dear friend EB added "box" to twat and butt. We used to refer to pussy as "box" without the twat. But since EB's insight we now add box onto both vaginal and anal penetration. These terms are reserved for hetersexuals.

Example 1, "She squirted all over when I knocked out her twat box in the reverse cowgirl."

Example 2, "I stuck it up her butt box and pulled out some mudge!"

by general mudge May 1, 2006