mammoth tooth

dildo

"wow that is a gigantic mammoth tooth"

by ?purple? March 21, 2012

grizz tooth

When one is using a form of dipping tobacco, specifically Grizzly, and you get those damned stragler pieces stuck between two of your teeth. it can be only one, it can be five... regardless of the number, no amount if rinsing is going to get them out, and one can only resort to a knife or boxcutter, floss, etc. to get it out. Ladies don't like it...

"Yo is Ant still using the welfare bear these days?"
"Yeah I saw him yesterday walking to computer class, same dip, same ol' grizz tooth."
"Shame, shame."
"mmmhmm"

Lady: "what's that between your teeth?"
dipper: "oh, IDK, not too sure..."
Lady: "oh... oh no... oh my god... is it... could it be!? yes, indeed it is... that's GRIZZ TOOTH!!!! YOU'RE GONNA GET FACE CANCER!!!"

by chudly adams May 3, 2012

blue-toothing

the act of using a urinal without holding onto your penis

I was in the bathroom, at the urinal, and there was some guy in there "blue-toothing" it with his hands in his coat pockets.

by Dude Nurse November 14, 2012

Spook tooth

When teeth become stained purple, blue, or red from consuming colored alcholic beverages such as wine, grenadine, or blue curacao

sharlene looks like a total babe tonight until she smies and that spook tooth creeps out.

by kitty saddlebags March 26, 2013

heavy toothpick

A skinny girl a huge butt

Boy1: have you met the new girl
Boy2:no but i heardshe was a heavy toothpick

by misskae May 12, 2015

russian toothbrush

A shot comprised of vodka and rumple minze.

Jake: Hey, you wanna go to Meister's tonight?
Tobias: Yeah, after work today I'm ready to pound some russian toothbrushes

by LumberJake November 1, 2015

tijuana toothpole

The punishing process of tethering a string snugly around a subjects testicles and then snugly around an open door handle. Should the subject fail to comply with any demands the door may be swiftly shut, thus pain ensues.

"Alex wouldn't tell me where my pocket pussy was so I gave him the Tijuana Toothpole"

by Crackbasher November 9, 2015