Treesome

A threesome with one girl and two guys.

"Yo, what's a treesome?"
"It's just like a threesome, but with more wood"

by JGreenFruit September 1, 2013

Teresa

International unit of human beauty (Ter); defined s.t.:
1. 60% of the population register below 0.4 Teresa.

2. Only one woman registers a 1.0, She-Who-Need-Not-Be-Named.

3. A quantity greater than 1.0 Teresa can not be attributed to a single person.

e.g.
Outstanding Gent 1: “Who is that hot bitch over yonder, friend?”
Outstanding Gent 2: “Good eye, gent. That hot bitch must be edging on 0.8 Teresa; a rare find.”

Outstanding Gent 1: “What is that lump of shit in the corner, friend?”
Outstanding Gent 2: “Would not bang with a koala’s dick. I'd say no more than 1e-17 Ter., there.”

by yoc January 15, 2015

TreasureChat

(n.)The one who made treasurechat.
(v.)The act of sexually pleasuring your ps3.

Hey Jimmy today i treasurechatted so much i blew a load!

by kiddizle34 November 25, 2006

treasure cove

A treasure cove holds all of the loot for butt pirates. The treasure cove is the anal cavity of a male of another homosexual male. It is called a treasure cove because the homosexual must dig for treasure in it.

"What did you do last night?"
"You dont remember? I was digging in your treasure cove."

by HustlerNukka March 28, 2008

treason

What a Trump does when they don't get their way.

Joe demolished Trump in the election so he had to treason.

by hewritesforODandcoinedthisterm January 15, 2021

busted tees

A website that sells T-shirts with slogans on them that would be funny if they weren't on a t-shirt.

Scott: Hey guys, look at my funny shirt!!! I'm cool!!!
Joe: It's not funny if I have to read a fucking paragraph just to get the point, retard.

I hate busted tees.

by Vaughn Proctor April 8, 2006

treasure chest

a girl with a nice rack.

" Buddy, she has a real treasure chest."

by taoteqingren November 14, 2005