Throne booking

The act of scrolling through ones feed, responding or wall monitoring while on the toilet.

Brian: "You have anything to read in your bathroom"
Matt: "If you had an iPhone you'd be throne booking right now"

by ididthat October 25, 2011

throat cherry

When a person loses their oral sex virginity after the first time they deep throat someone.

I remember Claire. I took her throat cherry back in college. She told me I was the first guy she'd ever blown.

by djvv12 February 23, 2012

Throat Tamer

A liquid used to numb the throat to relax the gag reflex and allow for easier swallowing.

My boyfriend is such an ass. He said that I had to drink Sleepytime Throat Tamer before giving him a blow job so I could swallow without gagging.

by NaptownRose November 1, 2012

throatin

Verb. When a sexual partner is performing fellatio allowing the penis to go deep into the esophagus without gagging. It is considered perfect when the woman is performing oral sex with no hands.

Noun.is the loose definition for a great blow job.

My G dat freak from the party with the long hair she was throatin me all night while I was tapping dat. (Verb)

I ain't trippin on what she look like as long as I get a good throatin nahmeen?(noun)

by cartierlarry September 21, 2013

throne gnome

Not to be mistaken for the Golden Deuce, the Throne Gnome is a turd that sits alone in the toilet, in the absence of toilet paper. This differs from the Golden Deuce in that toilet paper was indeed required, but was deposited elsewhere so as to imply that no toilet paper was used. Typically, this garners a much grander response when the turd is enormous, semi-soft, or both. Bonus points are awarded for floaters.

Man, I just went to drop a deuce, and there was a throne gnome in the toilet.

by Derange-O October 5, 2013

throne-piss

To urinate while sitting down. (exclusive to males)

This is usually done to greatly reduce the chance of embarrassment caused by wet patches, splashback, dripping, excessive sound and other problems that can occur while a man urinates in the conventional upright position. (also recognized as an effective side bowl method)
Most commonly performed in high-intimacy social situations such as dates. However recently, many men have adopted this style as common practice and standard etiquette. (see throne-pisser)

The most common method is to sit far rear on the seat, and to point the penis downwards into the concave of the bowl using the index and middle fingers to apply pressure to the top the shaft.

While it is sometimes thought of as simple, finding the perfect balance of direction and pressure according to the unique shape and material of the bowl has been regarded by men as an art form, requiring a delicate touch and intense self control.

"On my date last night I was so nervous that i decided to throne piss, and it turned out just fine!"

A: "Dude, I didn't hear you pissing just then."
B: "That's coz I was throne-pissing bro!"
A: "Holy shit, I do that too!"

by theoriginalfugmo November 27, 2013

throat gift

A simple but not abrupt way to ask a female for oral sex.

I had day at work, I sure can you a throat gift.

by skillcraft9211 October 9, 2014