More gay than jizz on a mustache.

Extremely gay.

Justin's shirt is more gay than jizz on a mustache.

by Chris Council January 27, 2009

deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"

Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.

by ariklkira November 14, 2012

Wiped more than I shit

When your efforts were greater than what was produced of it.

Harry: Hey Lloyd! How's that new job going at the Chrysler plant?

Lloyd: I worked like a dog for scraps, I wiped more than I shit!

by BeakerBryan January 20, 2020

im cooler than your face

When you are in an argument and don't have anything else to say.

Person: You're dumb
You: At least im cooler than your face

by arandomcoolperson November 27, 2018

more serial than cocoa puffs

when something is so serious its seriousness is compared to a delicious chocolatey cereal, which is by itself already pretty DAMN serious.

"I just stole money from my sister."
"Dude...are you serious?"
"More serial than cocoa puffs, BIZNATCH."

by whenwasthelasttimeyouateadog? April 24, 2009

someone whos better than me

No one.

Dude 1-“You know anyone better than me?”
Dude 2-“Nah”
someone whos better than me

by Him >:) January 18, 2023

Hornier than a 4-balled tomcat

Used to describe someone who is VERY horny.

I haven't had sex in over a month and I'm hornier than a 4-balled tomcat.

by Grampy J. June 11, 2006