Obtuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a triangle.

"The FOUR ROOMS were in the shape of an Obtuse Willis triangle."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

wonky willy

The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.

“Dude, the girl last night looked like my ass had a shit baby, it gave me a fuckin wonky willy.

by Hary Peenus November 27, 2018

Willie Trombone

Willie Trombone is a Hoop-hean, one of the seven sons of Ottoborg. He lives in the Neverhood, a klay planet made by Hoborg. He helps make Klaymen (his cousin using one of Hoborg's seeds. His favourite food is chip butty. He is from the game The Neverhood, made by Neverhood Inc, which is a claymation poin-and-click from 1996.

Hello! Me Willie, me Willie Trombone!

by Neverhood84679237 November 14, 2020

caleb willis

Total badass

Wow caleb Willis is a total badass

by Dick Butkus's July 27, 2017

boff willy

a girl gives a guy head then vomits over his willy

Jimmy "suck it bitch"
Jimmy cums
Natalie is sick all over his willy

Jimmy "Natalie you just gave me a boff willy"
Natalie "Dudddddeeeee Im not cleaning that up"

Jimmy proceeds to clean.

by johnny milton April 03, 2011

Willy napkin

A willy napkin is when some one ejects there jizz ( sperm ) in a tissue then some one blows there nose in it or it can be used to abuse one .

do you blow your nose in willy napkins ?

by Cgl_96 February 25, 2010

willy kissing

When two males pull back the forskin and rub tips

Fraser and Lewis are willy kissing in that room 🤢

by 69fingerlickinggood July 19, 2017