waffles and pancakes

waffles and pancakes (wap) is a well known song soon to be edited by kids bop. this song will also be listened to by the children of the karens.
“i need to speak to the manager please”
ma’am your windows are rolled down ur kids can hear u”
“they can’t hear me because they are listening to waffles and pancakes by kidz bop
by shrekshairytoes October 25, 2020
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Box waffle

(Adjective) You wack off with waffle boxes on your hands.
(Verb) To go masturbate in a fort of waffle boxes.
(Adjective)~ "Dude you are such a box waffle!"
(Verb)~ "After I stiffy pancaked my girlfriend, I am going to box waffle with my friends."
by Mr. Box waffle January 17, 2011
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Waffle Pwnd

Also seen as wflpwnd. (1)It is used to describe pwnage so severe that the person receiving the pwn now looks like a waffle.
(2)Major Pwnage in which person feels as if they have several indents in there body, like a waffle.
(1)As Timmy was playin COD4 he said "OMG noobzars, i am about bout to wflpwn you all!"

Proper way: I just Waffle Pwnd a bunch of nubs, on DotA!
by ShadowSoldier August 10, 2008
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Waffle Debacle

1. The art of pooping on your partner's face through a teinnis racket, therefore leaving an attractive waffle pattern on their face.

2. The fact that Eggo ran out of waffles resulting in unhappy children all ove the world.

3. A frozen waffle that is just slightly too large to fit in the standard toaster.
Last night I found that we were out of saran wrap so I gave Jamie a waffle debacle instead!
by macnatty24 January 14, 2011
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ego waffle

It's the fuel for a bro's ego.
I was getting my swell on at the gym when this broad told me I had nice arms. My daily ego waffle.
by dreadman11 May 20, 2011
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poop waffle

When one takes a massive poop in the shower and proceeds to waffle stomp it down the drain.

Poop waffle
Bro, I just stomped a massive turd down the drain and made a nice poop waffle.
by Testicularism November 09, 2019
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twat waffle

Term of derision, along the lines of douche bag. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.
"Listen twat waffle, I'm gonna kick your teeth in." - unfriendly
"Yo twat waffle, come grab a beer." - friendly
by TommyG21 April 08, 2010
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