When a large woman is surrounded by men's erect genitals. She then spins around in a circle getting slapped with each spoke of the "wagon party" as she goes.
by MissyWagonParty August 05, 2017
A random trope of people that you have never met, know nothing about, have no presuppositions about, and might not vibe with but caught your attention rolling down the street with more than 2 people in attendance.
Bill: Man have you seen how many crypto bros went missing last year?
Eddy: Why is that relevant now? Did you not just see that kuck wagon rolling by? They might be looking for trouble..or street facing tiny classified ads..
Eddy: Why is that relevant now? Did you not just see that kuck wagon rolling by? They might be looking for trouble..or street facing tiny classified ads..
by $TXzenmonkey April 29, 2024
I had to stop drinking and get on the wagon.
But the bumps in the road aren't so rough when you're riding the hay wagon.
(Winking)
But the bumps in the road aren't so rough when you're riding the hay wagon.
(Winking)
by christostef August 09, 2023
Man A: what happened last night?
Man B: you, jim, tom, and bob all were in a jerk wagon together!
Man A:ewww..
Man B: you, jim, tom, and bob all were in a jerk wagon together!
Man A:ewww..
by Weeesnaw July 01, 2010
One of the most Stealth Wealth, east coast prep, WASP-y cars out there. Even though E-Class sedans are practically the upper-middle-class Camry, E-Class Wagons, along with subtly-specced Range Rovers, "tastefully-worn-out" graduation-present BMWs and unmodified USDM Toyota Land Cruisers are automotive indicators of some serious wealth and possibly intelligence. They, like the other Euro wagons, are unsurprisingly popular in college towns. Are they just taxis that drunk blondes and Instagram DJs trash back in Deutschland? Ja. Do American buyers give a fuck about the E-Wag's humble roots? Nein. Most E-Class Wagon buyers find the rest of the Mercedes lineup to be gauche and tacky, but remain loyal to the longroof. They also typically have the highest income of any Mercedes owner, so suck it, G63/S560/SL550/AMG GT. Plus, it's available as an E63, meaning you can drop off the kids at school one second and make Hellcats and Nissan Altimas fear for their lives the next.
The E-Class Wagon is a classic Hamptons workhorse. You could also replace Hamptons with Palm Beach, Petoskey, North Shore, Greenwich, Marin or any other affluent WASP area.
by henry1272838442 November 30, 2023
by bolognaround May 07, 2015
I fixed his wagon when he got busted
by JohnELaw August 18, 2015