Ubered

"Ubered" is when you've been fucked over by the rideshare company Uber.

There are various ways this can happen. For example:

1) Investing property and time into becoming an Uber driver, only to realise you're working for way less than minimum wage.

2) Being "deactivated" by Uber and having your income instantly cut-off for unfair reasons.
"I've sooo been Ubered! I made lots more during my first 2 weeks! What's going on?".

"Huh?! Why can't I sign on?! I didn't drive erratically! I've been Ubered!"
by RideshareLingo May 16, 2019
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Ubering your words

When someone is inebriated and slurring their words such that they need to take an Uber ornother ride sharing service.
by Dsmoothe2716 June 02, 2018
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Uber Boy

when you stick you ass out of a parked car and go to pound town
you can tell he’s an Uber boy by how he sits
by dasoddie July 11, 2024
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Uber cougar

A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.

A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.
The uber cougar arrived early in time for happy hour and took her place by the bar!
by Clevering June 14, 2019
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Uber Dick

Refers to a penis so large that it may sometimes resemble a third leg. If you have this condition, remember that people, especially females, may come up to you and ask to see your uber dick or even touch it.
Wow look at that guys uber dick!

Yeah I saw him at the store he had it slung over his shoulder!
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uber head

When you go down on an Uber driver and get a free ride.
Dude, I gave him Uber head to get to the airport.
by KADawg February 14, 2016
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Uber running

Running as far as you want in any direction then taking an uber home.
I went uber running earlier. I went 15 miles west, a new record.

I keep my run fresh by uber running.

When I want to explore I go uber running.
by Captain F bomb October 17, 2017
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