Salty Zamboni

While boning an attractive female, upon finally reaching climax the male pulls out of which ever southern oriface he has chosen to pleasure. He then finishes on either the back or stomach and proceeds to slurp it up with his mouth, like a zamboni.

Bro I totally gave my hot teacher the Salty Zamboni after my detention.

by Papa_Racicot May 22, 2018

lightweight salty

Similar to salty, except means you are saltier than salty. And more upset easily now because of the situation that has occurred has made you upset.

"Omg Jasmine why did he just throw that at you?"
"I don't know but I'm lightweight salty about it!!!"

by TAJEC January 18, 2017

salty bucket

When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth and she does not swallow or spit and instead holds the semen in her mouth

I gave Janet a salty bucket friday and we havent talked since

by Sticky floors September 27, 2019

salty snowman

When you throw your unconscious friend into the snow, and then jerk off on him and let the ejaculate freeze.

Yo, Sam passed out first at the party last night, so we all pitched in and made him a salty snowman.

by ZmanEnterprises April 16, 2017

Salty Dalty

The act of drinking the discharge out of a bloody vagina.

Hey man, im gonna go home and have a Salty Dalty with my ol' lady.

by Flesh Mountain March 6, 2022

Salty Mermaid

A blow job given in a hot tub that ends with cum on your face.

Don't use Jenny's parents hot tub. Kenny gave her a Salty Mermaid in there last weekend when her parents were out of town.

by Pdicki February 22, 2022

The Salty Chapstick

When you cover your dick in butter and sprinkle salt on your nutsack. The lips around the member pushes all the butter up and in turn moisturises her lips.

Person 1: I gave her The Salty Chapstick last night.

Person 2: No way, did her tongue dig through your pubes to get to the salt?

by MuffinMuncher24 May 1, 2022