An unintended injury
dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "
by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 09, 2014
Receiving a blow job from a partner with a blue mouth, such as immediately after sucking on a blue raspberry sucker.
by catheterking June 27, 2020
Smurf smooking is when someone takes laxitive pills instead of lactose, and then eats bluerasberry flavored rainbow bacon and a Mt.Dew bright blue slurpy. After this the person will then crap bright blue and poop smurfs.
by Little loofa March 08, 2016
"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."
by Realists June 03, 2022
by Shitfuckfire June 16, 2020
Word for somebody who is either a communist and/or communist like in the way they think or act. Primarily used in a negetive connotation.
Also used when referring to a total d-bag or somebody who is stingy, greedy, cheap and/or someone who lacks depth.
Also used when referring to a total d-bag or somebody who is stingy, greedy, cheap and/or someone who lacks depth.
Ex 1: Dude, that smurf went back to our table when everyone left and swiped the tip we left.
Ex 2: That guy is a total smurf for thinking that we should all have to wait in line to get into the party.
Ex 3: The goverment is smurfing us hard by slowly diminishing our freedom.
Ex 2: That guy is a total smurf for thinking that we should all have to wait in line to get into the party.
Ex 3: The goverment is smurfing us hard by slowly diminishing our freedom.
by steezybreezybeautiful March 25, 2011