by weird ass bitch December 24, 2018

When you plug your charger into your phone, only to realize later that you never actually plugged the charger into an outlet.
by boi_in_a_band October 30, 2019

by phantom is a simp May 4, 2021

When In a pitch black room with a woman, you proceed secretly shove a finger in the woman’s vagina and in a low ouch voice say “phantom finger”
by B3rry McC0ckiner April 18, 2022

by muskadusa December 23, 2009

Big black dude named "phantom" walks into his other friends room and demands food. After yoinking his food he exclaims "phantom tax!"
Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.
Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.
by Pandacous December 1, 2023

Phantom Periods are typically defined as period pain that comes and goes in a vague manner. You will find yourself on the toilet hunched over in pain, only to realize the pain isn't really THAT bad, or even worse, that there wasn't any pain in the first place. This type of pain cannot be conveyed properly in speech.
Me: I'm having a Phantom Period.
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk
by is It Stupid? A.) No B.)N January 15, 2022
